Shit and Flutter

Hello, my name is Tom. www.myspace.com/tommy_rage
Mar 15
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» Hippo and Tortise Form a Bond??!
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Jul 16
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The Tumblr Experiment.

This is my first post in ten days. This is also the most unproductive day I’ve had since my last post. I guess having a low tumblarity means you have more of a life.

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Jul 06
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And this is why I have no faith in future generations.

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Jul 03
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fuckyeahtwilightsucks: My all-time favorite vampire, the tampon. Finally, a twilight hated support group.

fuckyeahtwilightsucks:

My all-time favorite vampire, the tampon.

Finally, a twilight hated support group.

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Jul 02
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Bob Dylan on a Sims date hahaha

Bob Dylan on a Sims date hahaha

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Jun 29
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If you only read one comic in your life, make sure it’s this one.

If you only read one comic in your life, make sure it’s this one.

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Cannibal Resource by The Dirty Projectors, for the third time. Let’s hope I didn’t fuck up again. I’m going to go ahead and say this is the album of the year and it’s not even July yet.

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» Lisa Miceli files suit against Paris Hilton

minutedetail:

Oh, Meadville. My aunt sent this article out in an email to all of us which elicited much laughter, I’m sure. My mother’s side of the family is from the same town, so we know about this woman all too well.

hahahahaha

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Jun 26
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The best thing that has ever happened to me whilst drinking alone.

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Wholesome Conversation

Flip-slash, snicker-doodle
Swip-slosh and sway.

We all are vehement egotists,
We all are undercover angels.
We all are no-ones pinned to…

Dip-dash and drag,
Flip-thrash, ballie-hoo..
(and the sound of cats in heat)

“Be brave, be brave, be brave!” someone proclaimed,
atop of a mountain.

That poor son-of-a-bitch
burned to a crisp.

The joke’s on him: he died.
The joke’s on me: I’m alive.


- J. Roberts

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